Man in distracted boyfriend stock photo tired of distraction
The man from the distracted boyfriend stock photo has released his memoir, revealing he’d rather return to the days of his pre-internet fame. Entitled “I’d rather hit it all away”, the memoir discusses the lingering effects of becoming a popular meme. “I can no longer...
Freelancer admires peer’s work to the point of plagiarism
A freelancer has caused a major controversy by citing admiration as her reason for work plagiarism. The Freelance Valley Supreme Court has heard the unusual defense as part of the long-awaited trial. Both parties, who do not wish to be named at this time, have fought...
Office dog sues for breach of contract
An office dog has reminded all the freelancers out there that if you start a routine of taking them for a walk at 4:30pm, you bloody well stick to it, by suing them today. The sassy golden labrador retriever took the unusual step after constant reminders to get away...
Client’s relative saves project with last-minute advice
An entire project was saved when a client turned to their Great Uncle Jack for design advice. The project, a twelve-page website, was already two-thirds complete. It will now head back to the drawing board thanks to the sharp-eyed Uncle’s quick thinking. Owner...
AI ChatBot obsessive written out of existence by AI ChatBot
In a move that has stunned pretty much no one, an AI ChatBot has written a ChatBot evangelist out of a job. Self-titled AI Chat App expert, Candide McGee, was incredibly sick of writing for clients, seizing a gap in the market to throw their lot in behind the...
Two dead after seagull manager attacks
Tragic scenes greeted authorities today after a meeting saw one freelancer and one company worker dead and another five injured. A simple project review meeting descended into chaos after a seagull manager invited themselves along and began randomly attacking. Absent...
Rip in time-space continuum forms as deadline whizzes by
If you noticed a strange, white and blue light above Freelance Valley today, you’re not alone! Many residents stopped and stared as the blazing, jagged light formed. Hats were ripped from heads and many reported cold, skyward winds pulling at scarves, hair, and...